ax men

so its sunday night, and i haven't changed out of my pajamas all day. and other than the quick walk to the bus stop and back, i have pretty much made a permanent indent in this new couch. sorry katy. :) a certain someone who claimed not to long ago that he would not be able to live with me because i was just "so damn fake" is being pleasantly friendly. other than the very rude "were gonna have to ask you to move out" joke, which did make me cry. lol. so now, while he goes to the store for some milk and paper towels, i decide to pay tribute to his sudden spurt of friendliness towards me, and watch one of his favorite shows...ax men. now if you have not seen this show let me tell you all that i know about it, which isn't much. There are different teams of loggers, who take big ass machines to steep hillsides, and pull a ton of big logs up the hill into big piles. and then they sell them for money. there is one or two guys who even log in the swamps! they straight up swim with the crocs and pull soggy trees out of nasty mossy green swamp water. now i dunno if this is just the valley girl coming out in me, but i would rather be unemployed for the rest of my life then to have to do that shit. but in that note. I did watch a special on the Waste Management company not too long ago, which showcased all different types of jobs at Waste Management, and the type of conditions they are forced to work under. Now during the show, i saw a lot of messed up stuff. One instance being a woman garbage truck driver who was forced to be out for 8 hours at a time with no restrooms. So she straight up kept an empty coffee tin in the storage area of her truck to pee in. are you kidding me? but back to the point. one of the jobs was for a man to drive a "gray water" truck to different areas in town, which had a lot of out houses, or portable bathrooms. now his job was to take a big vacuum from his truck and use it to suck up all the "gray  water" aka shit from the port-a-potties and load it into his truck. now i am going to assume that this to you sounds absolutely disgusting. but I think it would be bomb. I am not so much of a team player, and with that job i would not have to deal with anyones shit.......well, you know what i mean....;) so to end this blog i would like to make a shout out to Waste Management, and let them know if they've got any opening in that department, I am your girl. :)